XXXtra Terrestrial H3 – Trail #1 – New Moon!

XXXtra Terrestrial H3 – Trail #1 – New Moon!

Next Trail….
When: Tue, Aug 2nd, 2016
Time: Meet at 7:00 PM, off at 7:30 PM
Where: 6703 Leslie Rd, San Antonio, TX 78254. In Walmart parking lot.

Hash Cash: $1 donation to the hash (Additional donations for startup are appreciated) and a 6 Pack of choice for donation to the cooler (There will be a separate cooler for non-beer drinkers)

Bring: Virgins, Whistle, Flashlight, thick skin, sense of adventure

Trail: This will be an approximately 3 miles true trail with a shiggy level of 3 (depending on rain), on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest.

Hares: Ranger Ralph & Just Becca.

Dog Friendly: Trail: Yes
Pre-lube/On after: Yes

Pre-Lube/On After: The on after will be at Doc Browns. 6511 W Loop 1604 N, San Antonio, TX 78254

Any Special Notes: NO

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at (813)373-2488.

Shiggy Meter
Level 1: In-town trail over streets, sidewalks, stairs, city parks, etc.

Level 2: Urban, with some off-road, but no significant mud or water.

Level 3: Some ready-made paths but also some trailblazing through wooded areas and maybe some splashing through shallow water or mud.

Level 4: Mostly wooded trailblazing and/or swamp or water crossings that could be as high as an average guy’s waist. Swamp can range from murky black water to shoe-sucking, knee-high mud. Could include crawling through dense or thorny underbrush and obstacles such as fences, walls, mud, muck and possible hazards such as oyster shells and trash.

Level 5: Anything goes. Could include dense underbrush, briars/thorns, obstacles, shoe-sucking thigh-high mud, and water possibly above one’s head. In Level-5 shiggy, you should have a trail buddy with you at all times.

Note: This meter was used during the Inter-America Hash 2011 and has been adopted as the standard for the XXXtra Terrestrial H3.

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