Next Trail – 2 July 2017…
What: XXXtra Terrestrial ‘Merica Trail (with splashes of Canada Day)
Hares: Kinky Candied Ham (because no one else would help me to lay trail)
When: Sunday, July 2nd @ 1:00 pm, hares off at 1:30 pm
Start: Big Texas Icehouse 16620 San Pedro Ave, San Antonio 782323.
On After is at 16809 Springhill Dr, San Antonio 78232 (Titty Titty Gang Bang’s and Just Ron’s house)
Directions from Airport: Use WAZE. It’s much better than Google Maps.
Lies from the Hares: trail is A to A with some shiggy, but mostly pavement. Distance should be under 4 miles since he’s a lazy hare and will be sobering up from celebrating 150 years of Canadian Freedom the previous day.
The on after will have a pool party. The hare will supply burgers and hot dogs. Please bring a side to share and a six pack to throw into the cooler. Please also being $1 for hash cash.
Bring: thirst for beer, new shoes, virgins, a swim suit, and more thirst for beer.
The trail is dog friendly, but the on after has not been determined yet for four legged hashers.